I was on ebay late last night and I saw this beautiful little baster had 0 bids. With the starting price at $35, and 8 minutes until the bidding ends, I waited for the right time to strike. I waited like a fucken snake, waiting to do snake things and shit. Refreshing the page every 5 seconds like a mad man, I prayed to buddha that no one was going to bid on this bag. After seven minutes of waiting, I was ready to put down a bid, but to my surprise, I seven other people had to same idea.
I was out classed and too poor...
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